![]() 04/12/2014 at 18:44 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
You will drive this for the rest of your life. No mods, drive it as-is. You may not drive any other car ever again.
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You evil bastard.
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Prius, every damn time, because you can still hoon a Prius. The rest are well beyond hoonage.
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Prius because at least I might be able to reasonably auto-x it.
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BOSOZOKUUUU!!!!!!!!
![]() 04/12/2014 at 18:48 |
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This guy, without a doubt. Easily the most well done car here, and the raised ride height will keep me above all the haters.
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You can kind of hoon the rice car I guess
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I am going to change the prius....Maybe not
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Prius, so car guys/girls won't think I went full retard. At least in a Prius you'll blend and get choice parking at Whole Foods.
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The poser mobile. Best chance of being a 5 speed and most the mods will probably fall off leaving me with just a junker thats seen better days but is still drivable.
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the Prius, probably, but that trashy thing in the orange and gold outfit is winking at me... Hey there.... I bet YOU'RE easy...
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You get choice parking at whole foods for driving a prius???
![]() 04/12/2014 at 19:03 |
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walk. And I'm lazy as shit so it says something
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Not an option, try again
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I've only heard rumors. Teslas get free valet though.
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Prius with limo tint so nobody ever sees me. And a fifth in the glovebox to motivate me to push the start button every time
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Number 4 because downforce, bro.
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What if I put a Tesla badge on my car........I wonder if they would notice
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I was at a gas station talking to a mechanic yesterday and a Tesla drove in and looked a bit lost. He finally made it to the store. Probably wanted to show off and get himself a candy bar.
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Prius. My wife has owned the first 3 generations but I finally got her to buy a Model S. Honestly they're not as bad as people say they are and definitely better than those abominations. Here's the story of how our first Prius died: http://dougdemuro.jalopnik.com/good-news-ever…
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I'd think #1 with its RWD and a Chevy 572 crate engine is a formula for hoonage. That and I've been to Spade's garages a few times. Top notch work.
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The poser mobile, because even if it is the only car I ever get to drive I can still enter a Lemons.
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The Prius. Nobody would think that you are completely retarded/blind
I would not drive the first one. Donkalicious! Does it come with free Crack?
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It'd be fun hooning it to make the mods fall off too.
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Gotta be #1. Plenty of room inside, and it's a convertible. And it could probably roll over the other cars on the list without noticing.
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The answer is always... GTO.
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Prius. Because it's stock. You could go unnoticed. And it's a reliable DD.
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This one hands down. heck I would be willing to drive even if I wasn't forced to. Definitely a clean build.
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I actually like Priuses. Those other cars, while amusing, are too fucked up for long-term daily use. Number two, that cartoon thing, can you even drive it at highway speeds at all?
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You still can't hoon 30 inch wheels.
![]() 04/13/2014 at 11:01 |
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Says who? Have you not seen these cars on the streets acting fool? 28's and 30's aren't uncommon to see in my area.
![]() 04/13/2014 at 11:14 |
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I don't know....high unsprung weight, really strange gearing with wheels that large, god awful suspension dynamics. You can hoon anything, sure, but I'm referring to hooning as a dynamic act, not just glorified donuts and brakestands.